Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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