i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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