Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My pussy is not your playground.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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