Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
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i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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