I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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