chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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