she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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