did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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