Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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