When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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