just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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