You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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