Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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