I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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