Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
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I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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