I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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