your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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