there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I didn't notice because vodka
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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