If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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