my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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