I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.