"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Some milfs here doing some blow
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration