I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing