just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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