belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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