i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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