Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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