The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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