yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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