you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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