id be glad to
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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