she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize