ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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