i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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