Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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