Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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