Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You dont lie about slip and slides
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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