I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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