? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
no, he came in my armpit
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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