Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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