I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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