I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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