omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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