Your tits are I can't wait for
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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