Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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