dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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