At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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