This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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