After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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