you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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