she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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