when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
how drunk are you?
Several
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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