Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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