im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My life is pants optional.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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