I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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