she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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