do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
