Too much gin, very little bucket
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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