shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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